♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ HE'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
TV announcer: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
OF THE YOUNG AND THE LISTLESS
AFTER A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR.
IS YOUR CAT WELL-BEHAVED, DISCIPLINED, GOOD-NATURED?
WELL, IF YOUR CAT IS,
HE OR SHE COULD WIN A LIFETIME SUPPLY
OF KITTY WONKERS CAT FOOD
AND THE STARRING ROLE IN A TV COMMERCIAL.
MARCY, DO YOU THINK WITH A LITTLE HELP
HEATHCLIFF COULD WIN A CONTEST LIKE THAT?
WELL, MAYBE IF HEATHCLIFF HAD SOME OBEDIENCE TRAINING
IT WOULD HELP.
LET'S DO IT!
LET'S SEND HEATHCLIFF TO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL.
HEATHCLIFF IN OBEDIENCE SCHOOL?
[SLURP SLURP]
GUESS WHAT, HEATHCLIFF?
YOU'RE GOING TO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL.
N-N-NN-YEOW!
AND WE'RE ENTERING YOU IN AN OBEDIENCE CONTEST.
PBBBLLLT!
AND IF YOU WIN--
IT'LL BE A MIRACLE.
GRANDPA.
IF YOU WIN, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY
OF FREE CAT FOOD.
MMM!
Marcy: AND YOU'LL BE A TV STAR!
OOH HOO-HOO HOO HOO-HOO!
OH, BOY! HE'S GONNA DO IT!
HMM.
EH, HOW BAD COULD OBEDIENCE SCHOOL BE?
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
WELCOME TO SARGE'S PET OBEDIENCE ACADEMY.
I'M THE SARGE, AND THIS IS CORPORAL BRUISER.
BRUISER?
EEH HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
TEN...
HUT!
OOH HOO HOO HOO HOO!
CORPORAL BRUISER!
OOH HOO HOO HOO HOO!
GRRR!
YOU MUST BE HEATHCLIFF.
WE'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU.
WELL...
HEATHIE,
ONE MORE MESS UP FROM YOU,
AND YOU'LL BE PEELIN' POTATOES.
GRRR!
ALL RIGHT, FROM RIGHT TO LEFT,
COUNT OFF!
NNN-N-N-NAH...
PBBLLTT!
AWOO!
YEOW!
WOOF!
MEOW.
RUFF!
WEE-OOH!
[GRUMBLING]
ROOF RUFF!
RU-RU-RU-U-UFF...
RUFF!
RU-RU...
RUFF!
AH! UNH! WHOA!
EEH HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
[GRUMBLING]
♪ DOO DAH DOO-DOO DAH DOO DOO ♪
♪ DOO DAH DOO-DOO
♪ LA-DEE DOOT DOOT DOO DEE DOO ♪
♪ DOO DEE-DEE DOO
♪ LA-DOO DOOT DOO
♪ DEE DOOT DOOT DOO
STROKE, STROKE...
STROKE...
STROKE, STROKE...
STROKE...
STROKE...STROKE...
OOPS.
[GRUMBLING]
ROOF RUFF!
ROOF RUFF! ROOF...
I'LL NEVER EAT ANOTHER POTATO AS LONG AS I LIVE.
Bruiser: ROOF RUFF!
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM...
JOIN 'EM!
ALLEY...
OOP!
Sarge: COME ON, HEATHCLIFF, GET THE LEAD OUT!
HUP HUP HUP HUP!
Sarge: MOVE IT, HEATHCLIFF!
MOVE IT!
YEOW!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
OH, HEATHCLIFF, I JUST KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!
JUST IN TIME, TOO.
THE FOLKS FROM KITTY WONKERS
ARE ON THE WAY OVER TO TEST YOUR...
[DOORBELL RINGS]BEHAVIOR.
HELLO. IS THIS THE NUTMEG RESIDENCE?
IT SURE IS!
I'M IGGY NUTMEG.
HELLO, IGGY.
WE'RE HERE TO TEST HEATHCLIFF
FOR THE KITTY WONKERS CAT FOOD CONTEST.
HEATHCLIFF!
IT'S THE KITTY WONKERS PEOPLE!
IGGY, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND,
WE'D LIKE TO TAKE HEATHCLIFF
FOR A WALK THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD
AND SEE HOW HE DOES IN A REAL LIVE SETTING.
GOOD LUCK, HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, WORDSWORTH, MUNGO, CHECK IT OUT.
THERE'S HEATHCLIFF.
LET'S ROLL OUT THE WELCOME MATT.
RATS!
WELL DONE, HEATHCLIFF!
HMM...
ROTTEN CATS.
DUMB, CRUMMY, STUPID CATS.
WHY, HEATHCLIFF, YOU ARE JUST WONDERFULLY WELL-BEHAVED.
DON'T YOU THINK SO, MR. WOODLEY?
HE MAY BE JUST WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
[GRUMBLING]
HEY, THERE'S HEATHCLIFF!
LET'S STOMP 'IM!
GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
DON'T BE A CHICKEN, SPIKE. LET'S GO!
OH, MY!
LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
GENTLEMEN, A CONFLAGRATION AT THIS JUNCTURE IN TIME
WOULD BE MOST INJUDICIOUS.
HUH?!
I'M OFFERING YOU THIS CALCIUM-RICH YUM-YUM
AS A PEACE OFFERING.
UH, DOES THIS MEAN YOU DON'T WANNA FIGHT?
PERHAPS WE COULD SCHEDULE
SOME PUGNACIOUS RECREATION
AT A LATER DATE.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
[GRUMBLING]
I THINK WE'VE FOUND OUR CAT!
HOORAY! HOORAY!
THIS MEANS WAR.
HEY, LOOK, THE ARMY'S IN TOWN.
CHARGE!
THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD!
ARRR-RAWWRR!
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
CHARGE!
YE-E-E-OW!
UNH!
'TEN..TION!
ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHOSE BLOCK IT THIS?
HEATHCLIFF'S BLOCK, SIR.
VERY WELL.
AT EASE.
OH, NO!
I LEFT MY BRIEFCASE AT THE NUTMEG HOUSE.
WE'D BETTER GO BACK AND GET IT.
HEY, LOOK, IT'S HEATHIE COMIN' TO GIVE US SOME MORE BONES.
WATCH THIS, GUYS.
OH, MY, WHAT A MESS!
Woodley: WHO WOULD DO SUCH AT THING?
LOOK AT THAT!
HEY, AREN'T THOSE THE CATS
THAT TRIED TO START A RUCKUS WITH HEATHCLIFF?
Woman: THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN IN A WAR.
HYAH!
OOH!
WHOA-OH-OH-OH!
WHOA-OH!
OOP!
EH...HEATHCLIFF.
OH, NO!
[WHIMPERING]
I THINK THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE.
HY--YAH!
WHOA! WHOA-OH!
YIKES!
AAH-AH!
OH, NO! LOOK AT THAT!
[WHIMPERING]
IS THAT...?
IT COULDN'T BE!
TAKE NO PRISONERS!
RETREAT!
IT IS!
IT IS.
♪ LUM TEE-DEE DUM DEE DOO-DEE DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DAH
♪ OH, DOO-DAH
♪ OH LUM DOO DOO-DOOM DOO-DEE DUM ♪
WELL, I GUESS THIS DISQUALIFIES HEATHCLIFF.
YEP! GUESS SO.
WE DO FEEL, THOUGH,
THAT SINCE HEATHCLIFF GAVE IT SUCH A GOOD TRY,
HE DESERVES THE BOOBY PRIZE.
WELL, THANK YOU.
MAY WE ASK WHAT IT IS?
IT'S A BOOK ENTITLED, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR PET,
WRITTEN BY A CORPORAL BRUISER.
[GULP]
OH, NO!
UH, MAYBE A LITTLE MORE THIS WAY.
THIS WAY, GUYS.
WHOA, MUNGO! HALT.
I JUST SPILLED THE SALT.
AW, BAD LUCK, WORDSWORTH.
BETTER TOSS SOME SALT OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
HEY!
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
SUPERSTITIONS ARE FOR MORONS.
ACTUALLY, I LIKE THE MIRROR BACK THE WAY IT WAS.
AHH!
BACK THE OTHER WAY, GUYS.
AH! NO, NO, NO, NO!
NOT UNDER THE LADDER.
BAD LUCK.
AGAIN?
OK.
WHUH-UH-UH-UH...
OH...WAH...
OW!
YOUR WORRIES ARE THROUGH.
I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
HAVE NO FEAR, WORDSWORTH'S...
HERE.
NOW YA DONE IT.
BREAK A MIRROR...
THAT'S 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
IT STARTED WITH THE SALT.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS, WORDSWORTH.
DON'T BE SUPERSTITIOUS.
I THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T MATTER
THAT I WALKED BENEATH THE LADDER.
THERE, THERE, WORDSWORTH.WAH!
IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.
HECTOR'S RIGHT.
I'M DOOMED AND STUCK, 7 YEARS...
MORE BAD LUCK.
GEE, WORDSWORTH REALLY TAKES THIS SUPERSTITION STUFF SERIOUSLY.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
I THINK I CAN HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS.
HEY, WORDSWORTH, I KNOW HOW YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR LUCK.
HERE. MAKE A WISH.
HEY, YA GOT IT.
WHAT IS YOUR WISH, WORDSWORTH?
I WISH I COULD SEE WHAT MY FORTUNE WILL BE.
SO, YOU WANNA KNOW YOUR FORTUNE, HUH?
I'VE GOT JUST THE THING FOR YA.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
GOTTA TRY OUT SOMETHIN' STRANGE
IF I WANT MY LUCK TO CHANGE.
WHERE IS IT?
I KNOW IT'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
HERE IT IS!
DUH, WHAT YOU UP TO, HECTOR?
IT'S A MAGIC PAIL FOR WORDSWORTH.
HE'S GONNA GET TO KNOW HIS FORTUNE.
DUH, RIFF RAFF AND CLEO AIN'T GONNA LIKE THIS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M JUST HAVIN' A LITTLE FUN.
HA HA!
WORDSWORTH, YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER.
I AIN'T PLEASED TO BE TEASED.
WORDSWORTH, YOU'LL LOVE IT!
IT'S A MAGIC ASTRAL HAT
THAT SHOWS YOU THE FUTURE.
HERE. TRY IT ON.
MY FUTURE LOOKS AS DARK AS A NIGHT IN THE PARK.
[DRAMATICALLY] BE PATIENT
AND YOU WILL SEE INTO TOMORROW!
WHAT'S IN THIS HAT?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I DIDN'T HEAR NOTHIN'.
MAYBE YOU GOT THE GIFT, WORDSWORTH.
TRY AGAIN.
[IMITATING JOHN WAYNE] WELL, WALK FORWARD, PILGRIM.
DID YA HEAR IT TALK?
IT TOLD ME TO WALK.
I DIDN'T HEAR NOTHIN', WORDSWORTH.
[SNICKERING QUIETLY]
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S FALLIN' FOR THIS.
I AM YOUR INNER VOICE.
I WILL KEEP YOU AFLOAT THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE.
THAT'S GREAT,
BUT I'M THINKIN' I'M SINKIN'.
HAVE NO FEAR.
YOUR INNER VOICE WILL GIVE YOU A BALANCED LIFE.
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
WHOO...
WHAH!
[PLOP]
FOLLOW YOUR INNER VOICE,
AND IT WILL LEAD YOU ONWARDS AND UPWARDS.
YA-A-A-A-AH!
[CRASH]
HEH HEH HEH!
I LOVE HIM, BUT HE'S SUCH A SUCKER.
[DRAMATICALLY] THE PATH LIES BEFORE YOU!
GET MILK FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND HECTOR!
HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
OOH!
HO HO! HO HO!
[GULP]
YU-YUMMY!
HEY, MY DONUTS!
WORDSWORTH, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
MY INNER VOICE WANTS A DONUT.
DUH, MY INNER VOICE SAYS IT'S HUNGRY.
[CLATTERING]
WHAT IS HE DOIN'?!
I'LL BET ANYTHING HECTOR'S BEHIND THIS.
WHOO!
[DRUMMING]
OOOOOH!
[DRAMATICALLY] SOON YOU WILL SEE YOUR INNER VOICE.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
NOW, LIFT UP THE ASTRAL HAT AND OPEN YOUR EYES!
LOOK UPON YOUR INNER VOICE.
OH, DEAR!
WHAT'S MY INNER VOICE DOIN' OUT HERE?
WHOO!
WHOO-HOOO!
YOU...
WHOO-HOO!
HEY, COME ON, GUYS.
CUT IT OUT.
I THINK THE INNER VOICE IS OUT OF WORK.
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND COWER,
SHOW US ALL YOUR MAGIC POWER.
DO NOT QUESTION MY POWER!
UH, I CAN MAKE THINGS APPEAR!
OUT OF THIN AIR!
ANYBODY WANT A DONUT?
YES.
[GULP]
AH...
MAGIC.
UH, UH, UH, UH...
I SEE ALL...
AND I KNOW ALL.
UH, ANYTHING...
ASK ME ANYTHING!
DUH, HOW ABOUT SOME MILK FOR THIS DONUT?
TA-DA!
BIG DEAL.
TELL US WHERE HECTOR IS.
UH...WELL, UH...
TIME'S UP, ACTUALLY. I GOTTA GO.
WHOO....
OOH...
HOO....
YOU'RE...
THROUGH...
YEEE-AAH!
WAIT!
I CAN'T BE A WINNER WITHOUT MY INNER.
NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH?
THINGS AIN'T WORKIN' OUT QUITE THE WAY I PLANNED.
WHOA!
WHAT A DRAG,
IT'S ONLY A RAG.
Cleo: DID YOU FIND HECTOR?
Wordsworth: I LOST HECTOR,
AND I LOST THE SPECTER.
HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU'VE STILL GOT THE POWER TO CHANGE THE FUTURE.
YOU'RE TRYIN' TO KID ME.
LIKE HECTOR DID ME.
YAH! OH-WAAH-HOO!
WHOO WHOO WHOO--AAH!
WHOA! AH!
AAH-EH...WHUH!
Hector: I CONFESS!
IT'S MY FAULT!
I'M SORRY, WORDSWORTH!
SORRY!
YOU SEE? BECAUSE OF YOU,
HECTOR WILL BE A GOOD BOY IN THE FUTURE.
WELL, THIS ENDING AIN'T TRAGIC.
'CAUSE THAT'S REALLY...
MAGIC.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
IF YOUR NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN THAT YOUR PUPPY BARKS CONSTANTLY
WHILE YOU'RE AWAY, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S LONELY OR BORED.
TO CONSOLE YOUR LONELY PUPPY WHILE YOU'RE AWAY,
YOU SHOULD PUT AN OLD PIECE OF YOUR CLOTHES WHERE HE SLEEPS.
IF IT'S COLD, YOU CAN WRAP IT AROUND A HOT WATER BOTTLE.
AND YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE RADIO ON, OR BETTER STILL,
USE AN ALARM CLOCK.
THE SMELL OF YOUR SCENT AND THE RHYTHM OF THE CLOCK
WILL COMFORT HIM WHILE YOU'RE GONE.
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